Full Service Partnerships for Astrologers, Tarot Readers, & Spiritual Guides
A digital marketer, a content creator, and an administrative assistant walk into a spiritual retreat…
…and the punchline is that they’re all the same person. Me.
Let’s be honest. You’re past the point of needing a little help. You’re at the stage where you’d happily trade your second-favorite deck (the one that always gives eerily accurate readings) for someone to step in and run the entire backstage operation of your business so you can finally breathe.
You’re juggling client sessions, trying to keep your blog from becoming a digital relic, and your inbox has achieved a state of quantum chaos that not even the stars can explain. It’s a lot. And the idea of hiring three different people to handle it all sounds like its own special kind of cosmic misalignment — the kind that makes you want to retreat to a cabin in the woods with your tea leaves and a “do not disturb” sign.
This isn’t just a package; it’s a lifeline. A full-service virtual assistant co-conspirator for tarot readers, astrologers, mediums, and spiritual guides juggling world-changing brilliance while drowning in the quicksand of admin chaos. This is the "done-for-you" experience you’ve been manifesting — because let’s face it, the dream of magically cloning yourself isn’t happening anytime soon. Strategy and execution, all in one place. Deep breath in, deep breath out.
For Spiritual Guides Who Want to Reconnect with Their Higher Purpose
Right. You’re the expert at guiding people through transformation, interpreting the stars, and uncovering hidden truths, but the business side of things can feel like a riddle even your favorite oracle deck can’t solve.
This is where I step in.Picture this package as your all-in-one, low-drama solution that handles strategy, content, and every bit of admin from launch to inbox. I take on the busywork of getting your spiritual practice out there — so you can focus on what actually moves the needle (and maybe even enjoy a guilt-free meditation or moon ritual without your to-do list sneaking into your headspace).
Comprehensive Digital Product Launch Support
From the first "what if?" to the final "welcome, clients!" email, consider me your start-to-finish launch co-conspirator. This covers the grand, sweeping vistas of your launch — strategy, sales pages, tech setup that doesn’t throw a tantrum — and all the gloriously nerdy details that actually make it work. It’s like having someone who not only remembers the crucial steps but has already quietly completed them, so you can focus on reading the cards, interpreting the stars, or guiding your clients through their spiritual journeys.
Ongoing Copywriting, Content Marketing, & SEO
Your spiritual practice isn’t a one-session wonder, and your content shouldn’t be either. We’ll craft a strategy that keeps your audience engaged and your expertise shining like a perfectly aligned zodiac chart or a breakthrough tarot reading.
Proactive Administrative Support
This is the foundational work that keeps your business from unraveling into a beautiful, well-intentioned puff of incense smoke, forgotten invoices, missed client bookings, and a calendar that feels more like a chaotic constellation than a well-aligned schedule. It’s the behind-the-scenes magic that ensures your clients feel supported, your operations run smoothly, and you can focus on what you do best — guiding transformation, creating clarity, and building a thriving practice without the chaos creeping in.
If this feels like it’s written in your stars, it probably is.
(And if you’re doubting… maybe your stars are nudging you to realign?)
Feeling like your inbox is a black hole and your schedule is a scattered constellation?
Juggling a launch, ongoing marketing, and client sessions, and sensing the first ominous signs of your energy field losing its glow?
Looking for a single point of contact who understands the entire spiritual journey of your business — from the first card drawn to the final insight shared?
Done with DIY and ready for a virtual assistant who can align your business with your spiritual mission?
So, Are We Doing This or What?
You could keep doom-scrolling past your to-do list, scattering sticky notes like tea leaves after a chaotic reading, and wishing for more hours in the day (spoiler: that’s not how time works). Or you could book a call with someone who actually enjoys stretching your content to its full potential and doesn’t flinch at the phrase “launch timeline.”
No sales-y weirdness — just an actual conversation to see if we flow as well together as a perfectly aligned star chart and a deep meditation — grounded, energizing, and maybe your new favorite combo. Smash that button and let’s discover if launching your genius can actually feel easier than finding the perfect crystal for your altar.