Content Marketing & SEO
When Your Content Needs More Bite (and Less Blah)
“Just show up consistently” sounds cute until it’s Monday morning, you’re 3 coffees deep, avoiding your content calendar like it owes you money, and seriously considering if marketing avoidance qualifies as an Olympic sport.
You’ve got wisdom. You want reach. But you’re allergic to industry advice that sounds like it was crowdsourced from a motivational Pinterest board. Cue: content that actually sounds like you (and maybe a little bit cooler), engineered to show up exactly where your future students are already looking.
If your soul does a full-body cringe at the phrase “thought leader,” but you still want your content to be more than a footnote in the social media archives, this is the antidote. Just think of us a content ghost writer, providing content marketing for wellness entrepreneurs that gets seen, shared, and — occasionally — quoted to friends.
What Exactly is Going On Here?
Content marketing. A phrase that probably makes you want to go live in a yurt and communicate only through interpretive dance. I get it. You know you need to show up online, but the thought of feeding the algorithm beast with an endless stream of "smart, engaging content" feels like a special kind of hell.
That's where I come in. I handle content marketing for wellness entrepreneurs who’d rather be doing their actual work than playing guessing games with Google. With a bit of strategy, a dash of creativity, and a healthy dose of wit, we’ll create content that connects without making you want to throw your laptop into the sea.
Here’s the plan:
SEO-Driven Blog Writing Services
Your expertise deserves more than a dusty “latest post” from 2022. I’ll conjure up regular, SEO-infused blog writing services—the kind Google actually notices, minus the pretense. Strategy, insight, and a dash of sardonic wit baked in. The endgame? Authority, not homework.
Social Media Content Creation
Intimidated by the idea of becoming an "influencer"? Thank God. (You're soul is still intact). Let’s just get your brilliance in front of humans who care. I offer social media content creation — words and visuals that stop the scroll, flirt with the algorithm, and always respect your intelligence (and your audience’s).
Consistency? Yes
TikTok dances? No
Email Marketing Support
Your email list: proof you exist outside of social media’s algorithmic mind games — and you actually own it. Unlike social platforms that can vanish or change overnight, your email list is yours to keep. I'll make sure that sacred space is put to good use, crafting email newsletters and nurture sequences that sound less like a robot with boundary issues and more like, well, you: smart, talented, and never “last chance — open now!” Always effective, never desperate.
Strategic Content Necromancy (aka Repurposing)
Good content shouldn’t be left to rot in the archives like some forgotten relic. I’ll resurrect your newsletters, podcasts, or that one blog post you secretly think is Pulitzer-worthy, and breathe new life into them — chopping, dicing, remixing them into a dozen bite-sized pieces for Instagram, blogs, newsletters, skywriting, whatever. Not recycling — reincarnating. Because “evergreen” shouldn’t mean slowly decomposing.
If the following describes you as well as your sun sign does, this package was literally designed for you:
You know content marketing for wellness entrepreneurs is your ticket to real reach, but you have a pathological aversion to filling editorial calendars (or learning exactly what one of those is)
The phrase “SEO for wellness businesses” conjures dread and a strong desire to redecorate your office, instead…
Your welcome sequence is giving "ghosted after one date" energy
Your blog is a living fossil, but you want blog writing services & content support that’s strategic, not sentimental
You’re officially done trying to reverse-engineer what Instagram “wants.”
Done Trying to Decode the Content Matrix?
Looking for someone to take the reins on your content and SEO with the precision of a detective and the calm of someone who’s done it all before? You’ve found them. Let’s cut through the noise and focus on what really matters — no buzzwords, no gimmicks, just results-driven collaboration. Think Sherlock Holmes meets your friendly neighborhood SEO pro (minus the magnifying glass).